Real Name: Melvin Smegma
Height: 5’9’’
Weight: 170 lbs.
Nickname(s) Fuckface
Born: March 9, 1977
From: ?
Finishing Move: Front Face Fuckface Submission Lock, Fuck Face Johnson,
Double Fuckfaced Bulldog
Favorite sayings: Dah Ha, Who is this fool who dares to Challange de Super Fuckface?
Titles:
Melvin is a fucking asshole according to Roger Niglips
E-mail The Super Fuckface ... who dares to challenge him